The PowerPuff Girls by ~spirtwater
Why am I wearing an umbrella? Is that really fashion forward now? *eyes Blossom’s dress with clear jealously*
*climbs up chair to computer desk, revving up her laptop*
Ugh, I’ve got such a headache…
Alright, so I’m sure you’ve all been wondering where I’ve been for the past…how long has it been? A week? Maybe more?
Anyway…
I apologize for my absence, but I at least have a legitimately good reason for not being on (I think).
I believe it all started a few days (maybe a week?) ago. I was just flying home after running a pickle-retrieving errand for the Mayor when I hear someone calling me for help. Without hesitation I flew right to the source.
When I had gotten there, the young man had told me that he had just barely escaped a group of drug-smuggling thugs, (to which I wondered how we had not received any tips about this prior) and that he needed my help finding his friends who had been captured by them. Now obviously, I couldn’t say no, now could I?
So anyway, he further explained the situation to me: he had gotten a tip from a pair of detectives about an old enemy of his (I forgot his name…Rastafarian? Rastapopulist?) who planned on sending a large shipment of opium to an underground factory located in Townsville that specialized in creating what looked like regular household items (like stuffed animals, instruments, even toys!) that actually were built to hold the drugs in.
He led me to the factory, and we managed to get inside, no problem. But, we were inevitably caught by Pastapopulus, who sent his mooks after us.
Needless to say, I have a feeling he underestimated me.
However, in my butt-kicking frenzy, my companion had been subdued and called for my help. I turned my back for just the second, and those ruffians jumped me.
I forgot how I managed to get out in the end, but at a small price.
They banged me up a bit, but I was able to escape their clutches and help the poor guy out.
After disposing of the mooks, we worked our way up. We had caught up to that pompous villain right on time, as the vans containing his opium-laced items were just about to pull away to be shipped. His men had guns, but it wasn’t anything I couldn’t handle.
After quickly sending our culprit to jail, the young man and I soon found his friends—a middle-aged captain and a white dog. The captain had a huge beard and had a funny way of swearing, but I thought the dog was cute.
And so, after being thanked again and again by my new acquaintances, I quickly headed home, and here I am.
Not a bad couple of days, actually…
Eeep, oh my gosh, Blossom! *puts an ice pack on her head*
Why didn’t you call me and Buttercup? We would have helped so you didn’t get so banged up…We’re a team, pufftuff together…They sound like very nice people but but…
Hm, I guess Mr. Jack doesn’t want to play anymore…that’s okay, maybe I can save some kitties before dinner….
Sorry if I haven’t answered some of your questions today. I’ll take care of them as soon as I can, but I need my sleep (that goes for you too, Bubbles! ò^ó). Professor’s orders. =u=;
Goodnight everyone!
Awwwww :(! Butbutbutbut okaaay…
Night night…
Bubbles and I are kind of waiting for her to cave in and make one but she has yet to be convinced.
Buttercup doesn’t like many people much..and tumblr has alot of many people. We tried to tell her people like her to! :(
What's your favorite animal?
AnonymousPuppies puppies PUPPIES!…Well, and I love kitties to, they’re so soft and you can brush their hair up pretty..and whales, even though they don’t have hair they can jump good (not good enough to hide in my toybox or in the window though, it’s too bad) and mice and turtles and…Octi isn’t an animal, he’s my best friend :D!
(I found MY CRAYONS! They were under Buttercup’s monster eyeball collection. Washed them 5 times! Eeeew)
Hi…
They think they’re so CUTE…
They think they’re so CUTE.
Hi Him, I was adding everyone from Townsville and I….Wait a? Is that a video of US? Did it come from your computer? HIM THE JUDGE SAID NO MORE PICTURES OF US ON YOUR COMPUTER! DO WE HAVE TO COME DOWN THERE AND GIVE YOU BOO-BOOS AGAIN? HUH? HUH?
I didn’t THINK so~!
Love,
Bubbles <3
Ooo! I’m shaking in my brand new boots!
And no. Frankly it’s not on MY computer.~
Vitriolically,
HIM~
Vit? Vitrioo? When Blossom tells me what that means and if it’s something bad you might get it!…Oh, new boots? Are they pretty and shiny or….
EEP! THE PROFESSOR ! AND IT’S PAST MY BEDTIM
Hi…
They think they’re so CUTE…
They think they’re so CUTE.
Hi Him, I was adding everyone from Townsville and I….Wait a? Is that a video of US? Did it come from your computer? HIM THE JUDGE SAID NO MORE PICTURES OF US ON YOUR COMPUTER! DO WE HAVE TO COME DOWN THERE AND GIVE YOU BOO-BOOS AGAIN? HUH? HUH?
I didn’t THINK so~!
Love,
Bubbles <3
